Stay Mad Monday Tag

20 Jun

Posted at 09:45h in archive by

”Mad Monday, girls Getting away wit murder, #1 in a store – douchebag cuts in line in front of you , automatic yo man I was here first , or the line starts behind me ,and personal fav Yo!!! WTF man !!!!!!!!!

Now same scenario but wit a fine ass hunny – not a word outta the mouth just a smile

#2 driving -soo ur driving n some fucktard is in front of you doing whatever to piss you driving bad , too slow , always signaling n not switching lanes. Whatever. Ok soo you voice how much more intelligent u are and how ur driving skills are superb compared to theirs.  A fight may break out but one of you fuckers gotta go.

Now driving and you realize somebody sucks in front of you. For whatever reason you go to pass em n give em the finger or cut em off. But then you see the driver and she’s a hot chic. As a guy you instantly forget why u were mad n start to calm down and probably smile

#3 police most times a dude gets in trouble by the 5-0 ur going to jail got the night atleast. Not to mention fines ,court dates, blah blah.

But pretty girls usually get off right away oh I’m Sorry officer I didn’t know you couldn’t drink n drive I won’t do it next time. N boom. Nada.

Basically what I’m saying is for ever situation that may get you heated , there can be variables that may be changed to make you react differently.

All in all don’t come in too hot. Keep the stick on the ice. And stay fucking mad.”

Andy “MAD” Roode

06 Jun

Posted at 14:25h in archive by

“Mad monday,  room mate loves hockey, room mate loves Canucks , he buys celebration device on Friday for celebration Canucks victories . This has happened to me twice since Friday ….Sunday night  bmx fu’s chris henrys gets a taste of celebration after sum burgers n beers” Roode




16 May

Posted at 08:32h in archive by

“Hey hey hey peoples !!! Mad Monday soo here’s the scoop. This ones about my homie who will remain nameless so that we stay friends. K soo having some wobble pops wit the boys on sat. Homie brings up the fact that he wants to bang this chic out. Soo I hate this girl, honestly she sucks, most self absorbed person I ever met. Every topic anyone brings up , she somehow turns the story into something about herself (ur not that interesting , you dress bad, and I bet ur box smells like formaldehyde). Ok soo homie invites the girl n her friend over n some dudes to have dinner n drinks b4 the bar. Chic is all over him , eating up his food, drinking up his Boose n smoking his Cron. Oh yeah soo is the friend.
Bout two hrs go by she’s kissing him hugging blah blah, soo he’s in. We decide on our wobble pops destination, as we are getting ready to go…………. cunt face chic dips leaving my homie after he wined n dined her, homie’s upset.
So as life goes on we all get burned by broads from time to time. It just sucks when the broad is below ur caliber. Mad monday, Duck em n don’t ever trust em.”